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Men are Stupid and Like Big Boobs

Fri Apr 10, 2009, 10:51 AM
I'm watching the Bonnie Hunt Show and Joan Rivers is on it. Yeah. Anyway. (*explains title*)

So in AFJROTC we are doing the field day for an elementary school near us. Field dayS technically. Well, yesterday was the first day, and it was Myself, Terrazas, Geib, Tucker, Jenkins, Picanto, Wendt, Garcia, Nixon(not the president), and like eleven other people who's names I can't exactly recall right now. And one of them was my stupid cute foreigner. Ouch.
Actually, it wasn't a bad time at all. We all hung out, got to know eachother, and gave these kids an amazing day. I and foreigner and Terrazas are all in the same class and they are like my best friends in the corps, so we hung out most of the time. I dunno, I just, adore him so much it actually hurts sometimes. I, he, and she were hanging out with like six other cadets at Mickie D's for lunch, and one girl, like, makes a point to say I and foreigner would make a cute couple. It caught me totally off guard, but I made myself laugh, if not a little late, and he doesn't miss the beat. "Nah, she's like a sister to me!" I know he wasn't being mean, infact was being sweet, but you know how some things just cut? Yeah...It's like, I've left myself completely defenseless against him, so everytime he's upset with me or something I feel it like no one else.
Well, she kept saying, all day, that we should get together, blah blah blah, and he'd just laugh and wave it off. But when we got back to Whitman we went into the gym and I laid on the Highjump mat. Those boots weren't broken in and my feet were killing me. Hush. XD
Well, Foreigner comes over, climbs onto the mat and kneels down, SITTING ON MY STOMACH. he REALLY doesn't make things easy for a girl, you know. And he likes to look you in the eyes at, like, the least oportune moments, and it leaves you feeling completely naked. Thankfully he laid down on the mat next to Mason and we were all talking (there were like three others besides us). The girl who was laying on Mason's arm asks why Foreigner doesn't go and play volleyball, and Mason says "because Kelly is over here." (my last name). I ask why it matters that I'm over here and he asks "Aren't you two dating?"
EVERYONE IN ROTC THOUGHT/THINKS WE'RE GOING OUT. It's KILLING me! And I HATE how jealous I get of the girls who aren't afraid to flirt with him...because I know I won't have him, but I can see them having a chance.
People just don't get that he flirts with every girl, so just because we sit and talk all the time in rotc and he flirts doesn't mean we're together. It just means I'm a girl. But, like he said, Foreigner thinks of me as a sister.
*sigh* You know, my JROTC unit is FULL of drama.

  • Mood: Sentimental
  • Listening to: Invisible/ I'd Lie- Taylor Swift
  • Reading: Ghost Girl
  • Watching: The Bonnie Hunt Show
  • Playing: Life
  • Eating: Cereal
  • Drinking: Milk

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:iconsparkyiii:
Nu, i must not be a man, i'm not stupid nor have i ever understood a mans obsession with biggyness. I like it when i can huggle and protect someone! :D

lol, you two....XD

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Sometimes life forces you to a decision, and these decisions don't always end in happiness. You just have to deal with it and move on. My decision has been made. And I have to honor it; so I do, with every breath I take, I live to make one person happy.
:iconsparkyiii:
Nu, i must not be a man, i'm not stupid nor have i ever understood a mans obsession with biggyness. I like it when i can huggle and protect someone! :D

lol, you two....XD

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Sometimes life forces you to a decision, and these decisions don't always end in happiness. You just have to deal with it and move on. My decision has been made. And I have to honor it; so I do, with every breath I take, I live to make one person happy.
:iconsparkyiii:
stupid slow computer needs to get a life...grr.

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Sometimes life forces you to a decision, and these decisions don't always end in happiness. You just have to deal with it and move on. My decision has been made. And I have to honor it; so I do, with every breath I take, I live to make one person happy.
:iconhearts-are-cold:
You're a luckyface. And try and find to opportune moments to hint at you two getting together, he'll pick it up eventually. Don't laugh when someone says you would make a cute couple, just kind of smile, and give him a look.

It might work for you; though I'll never have luck with that. The only person anyone ever says I would make a cute couple with a is a homosexual, and it's just because we're all we've really got here, so we spend quite a bit of time together.

*sigh*

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:iconwitch13888:
AWW XD i have been missing alot? hm?
X3 so who is this "Forheiner" person?? eh? X3 chii needs to know! and i miss u!!

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N' I'm like, "Why you so Obsessed with me?" <3
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♪ ♪ " es ist ein Hund auf dem Rasen, Es regnet. Der Himmel ist grau. Ich sehe Blitz! Jetzt ist der Hund Angst. sollte ich ihn? kommen in mr. Hund!" ♪ :heart:
:iconblack-and-blue-berry:
YOU KNOW HIM. You are afflicted with the same bloody curse as I am! *punt* *pout* He sucks. XD

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Come little children I'll take thee away, into a land of Enchantment

Come little children the time's come to play here in my garden of Shadows

Follow sweet children I'll show thee the way through all the pain and the Sorrows

~*"Come Little Children"*~
:iconblack-and-blue-berry:
yeah. no. XD rather not.

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Come little children I'll take thee away, into a land of Enchantment

Come little children the time's come to play here in my garden of Shadows

Follow sweet children I'll show thee the way through all the pain and the Sorrows

~*"Come Little Children"*~
:iconhearts-are-cold:
*eyeroll*

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:iconwitch13888:
meow1! XD X3 is this Mr "Raindeer" were talkin about? XDD man I miss that guy!! tell him I said Grüß Gott!! :heart: and give him a hug for me plz <3 OH!! hey i finished my piercings!! :3 i have snake bites now ;3 I am the total hott smex now- u r like so totally gonna make out wit me when u see me XD HAHA!!

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N' I'm like, "Why you so Obsessed with me?" <3
~*~*~*

♪ ♪ " es ist ein Hund auf dem Rasen, Es regnet. Der Himmel ist grau. Ich sehe Blitz! Jetzt ist der Hund Angst. sollte ich ihn? kommen in mr. Hund!" ♪ :heart:

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