Boys stink because they remember everything but your birthday. They never stop to wonder maybe, if your thinking of them, too. Boys stink because they never ask why you say that you're okay, even though they know you're not. They remember all their friend's favourite things, but your favourite flower seems to escape their mind. They remember all the stupid things that guy at the bar has ever done, but the second you say "do you know what today is?" They start to sweat and panic. Guys stink because they think your fine with "I love you"s always returned. But never do they stop to think that maybe they could say it first. You know that blue-eyed blonde bimbo drunk at the party last night? You can bet your life savings he sure can. But what colour are your eyes, hidden behind those shades? Don't ask him or he'll start to guess, hoping maybe he'll get it right.
Boys stink because they're kind of stupid. But we love them just for that. They keep our life from being perfect, like that song they can play on their guitar. They laugh at jokes, no matter how lame, and you laugh because he's just so cute sometimes. Boys stink because when you get mad, he hugs you and makes you melt. Boys stink because they smell so good, when their hair is still wet from the shower. They stink because they no just where your favourite tickle spot happens to be, and anytime you get mad at them, or maybe your sad, they can always make you laugh with that. And then their arms are around your waist, and your head is on his chest. Boys stink because you love their heartbeat, how it seems to beat in time with yours.
The truth of the matter is that boys will always stink. But at least its because we can't help but love their childish ways. Or the dimples they get when they smile, the way their eyes glitter when they've won you a bear at the carnival. They stink because no matter how stupid a boy can be, we girls can't help but love them. And I guess thats just how life is.